FINALLY!

Ok, I finally have fun stuff to post. I made four friends today! It's about time because I think I bruised my but from sitting so much so then I brought my laptop in bed and bruised my elbow from propping myself up that way for so long. It got so bad I was solving 25 by 25 nonograms and making post apocalyptic super heroins in Photoshop. So I was getting really bored with life, yeah? THEN!!!! I'm heading to lunch in the elevator and this girl gets on one floor below mine and she sees I'm heading to the third floor. She asks, "Are you going to the cafeteria?" and I respond with "Yeah." She asks, "Are you going to eat by yourself?" and I reply a shameful "Yeah." She then asks me if she may join me and I'm like absolutely! So we talk at lunch and her troubles ARE my troubles. She had trouble with her roommate so she now lives in a double room by herself, she has been having trouble making friends and like myself she has been getting a little desperate (aint no shame in that.) So she has been randomly approaching, sitting with, talking to and attacking strangers. Philosophy= when people don't fall in your lap you must jump in theirs. It was fantastic, we talked forever. She lives on the writer's floor which was my second choice and I live on the culture floor which was her second choice. She texts me to join her for dinner which I accidentally sleep threw so I text back, "I'm sorry, what are you doing now? I want an energy drink, wanna join?" So when we go to my favorite vending machine which has Venom we decide that we should throw ourselves on some more people in Thayer Hall (dorm building connected to ours by a sky bridge). Unfortunately the card keys that work to open the hall doors in our building don't work in Thayer so we have to wait for people to come threw and open doors. On the gamer floor we get lucky and we get in but we circle it four times before we have the courage to talk to anyone. It is then that we meet Ian. He is mad chill and invites us to go to Station Square which has a fountain light show. I LOVED IT! I like wanna go every night. While we're there his friends Kevin and Kevin meet up with him. The first Kevin is a little quieter but cool. I shall refer to him as Sevin, because I can. The second one is AMAZING! New best friend! I haven't used my actual personality in so long and I totally came out of my shell again and went back to being fun, silly, retarded me. He is Jewish, like me. He knows who Doctor Tran is. He is a cinematographer and claims to hate photographers but I'm like "We invented you!" and he's like "NO! WE CAME FROM HORSES!" But he takes mad pictures and he's a Canon and I told them I needed Hookah friends and they were like sure sure. I made them laugh a lot, I was really comfortable and in my element. And I don't think I'm sitting here being like "Oh, yeah we totally hit it off!" when in all actuality they hated me. I definitely think at least Jewish Kevin (who I will refer to as Tex because I can) had a good time with me and would not mind hanging out again. Next time though I plan to be dressed. I thought I was just going out for a Venom so I was in my Pajamas and I was icky so next time I will be awesome and I will make friends and it will rock. The End. By Me.